Dudes Avoid Chaotic Evil With Skimpy Outfits And Love

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    Text - kvinnfolk wanna hear a wild story? my brother's history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: "ah, that reminds me of my youth!" he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves c
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    Text - after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y'all are cool as hell, can we join y'all for drinks tonight?" and my brother's professor was like "of course! y'all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho" and the greek gang said "sounds dope. y'all are invited to live with us for however long y'all want." anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and
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    Text - half a year later my brother's professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years "for drinks", and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats
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    Text - Font - hailandwellmet • 1y are we going to ignore that op's brother is apparently a court jester at The Castle 109 Merry599 · 1y Yeah I was like what? I am still confused 33 SkillBranch · 1y Probably at a Renn Faire or the like. The one l attend yearly has a full-on royal court, parade entrances for the king/queen, etc. Playing the jester seemed like it would be fun. + 36 ...
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    Text - Font - depcrestwood • ly That must have been one hell of a phone call. 205
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    Text - Facial expression - Tweetles • 1y I love how often these Swedes and greek guys were supposedly saying "y'all" to each other. 1 110 ...
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    Text - Handwriting - _Valkyrja_ • 1y Somersaulting Swedish people wearing slutty strongman suits, eh? That's gonna be a group of NPCS in one of my campaigns. 55 ... +
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    Text - Rectangle - CrispyShizzles • 1y · Semicolon Gang This professor is very wise. He sounds like he is an elder being that has lived on the earth for millennia. Who says "That reminds me of my youth"? Elder beings, that's who. I have so much to ask him. So much knowledge to be gained. Vote ...

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